25
May
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
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via dearjessyif i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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Just enough time to plan an escape route
I put my map on the wall in the basement
Not quite a victory to run from your problems
But it’s the only plan that I got
(Source: torejohnbalzi)
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
(Source: imyworstenemy)
via mushroombeastGUyS I AM DYING SOMeONE SEND HELP
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE
IM PISSING MYSELF
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via youreatmusepanicstationSo this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen
Just had a flashback to 1993. Lol
(Source: not-jesus)
Sometimes after a long walk, I just need to chill out. Ice cubes and linoleum make me a happy puppy!
UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
- me in the street:
- imagine if my favorite band walked by
- me in my room:
- imagine if my favorite band walked in
- me in the car:
- imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
- me in class:
- imagine if my favorite band walked in
- me on vacation:
- imagine if my favorite band were here
